Straight to the point tonight, ladies and germs. No time to waste as we have a show to start so sit down and fill your cake hole! Brutus has the engine running and we are itching to get this over with. This week we have a very special guest by the name of Matthew Williams, who you will recognise as our reluctantly revisited sister podcast the voice of the F**k You, Talking Dog intro. This man of merth kindly came on the show to regale tails of events that happened on The Freak'd Boy's camping trip.



Join us as we disclose how Edward Cullen was "pretty high", Mikey's mind-bending adventure and taking Bane to hideous realms.



Please note tonight’s show could be considered highly offensive so if you can’t handle your sick funnies then please return your free admission ticket to the box office where you will receive a pinch of the cheek, a ruffle of the hair and a warm bottle for your travels home. I mean lets be honest, you would have to be a Daily Mail reader to think the s**t we say is actually our opinions. Just jokes, folks!